When Two Women…

I thought my husband was cheating, so I decided to surprise him by coming home early to catch him.But when I walked in, he was just sitting alone in the den, watching TV.
First woman: So, what happened next?Second woman: Convinced there was another woman hiding somewhere, I tore through the house searching. I checked the attic, the basement, every closet, and even under the beds. I was so determined that I wore myself out, collapsed, and died of a heart attack.
First woman: Shame you didn’t think to check the freezer… we’d both still be here